Taste of Chaos

1. A smaller, more faggish version of Warped Tour, Taste of Chaos is an emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It has everything an emo person could want: shitty bands, shitty music, and shitty dancing! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights. 2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.